he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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