how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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