Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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