I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Just high enough for therapy.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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