he puts the penis in happiness.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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