its not stalking. its research.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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