What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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