She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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