Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I've blown a few things in my day
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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