I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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