Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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