Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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