Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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