so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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