thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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