i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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