Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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