Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize