ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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