ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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