guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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