i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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