that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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