Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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