lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
i believe in u and ur pee
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