That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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