nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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