There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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