Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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