what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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