you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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