It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
