Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
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