Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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