We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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