So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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