Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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