Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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