Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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