If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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