You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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