saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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