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if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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