So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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