gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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