Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Is Oprah even human
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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