What a fucking waste of an outfit
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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