Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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