end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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