Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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