I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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