Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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