i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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