If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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I need you to use more vowels.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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